I'm a victim of crime!!!!!
 

Grrrr!!!! Birching's too good for the scrotes, hang the feckers:smt013:smt013:smt013 And then dismember the bodies of the ****s from head to toe, and hang up the organs for fox food:smt013:smt013:smt013

Twig (he's the plumber!) took out all the old copper piping yesterday afternoon, put aside the bits he could reuse and locked them in the garage, and bent up the rest of the stuff into manageable size. I asked him if he was going to take it to a scrappie, 'oh no,' he said, 'the diesel to get there would cost more than this lot's worth'. So it went on the skip - which is parked on the drive.

During the night the copper fairies came and removed it:D:D:D I didn't hear a thing, but once asleep it takes something very loud to wake me up. They're welcome to it. Shame they didn't take all the rubble, the old dusky pink toilet, and the old kitchen sink too:p:p:p

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You should have done a nice runny poop into the pipe before he bent it (to keep it all in), that would have been a nice surprise for them.

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Im not too sure people can do runny poo on demand?

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That's what Burger King was invented for, surely?

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Are you implying burger king is the equivilant of runny poo, or that it gives you runny poo?

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Oh I can:p

This has given me an idea. The cats are either in the CV or else in one room in the house, so use a litter tray... I'm the official picker-up-of-cat-poo... Tonight I will leave out a bit more piping, this time with a little free gift:smt045

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Putting it in a blender doesn't count. It's also pretty unhygenic.

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Little from column A, little from column B...

Mostly B, though.

Re: I'm a victim of crime!!!!!
 

Im loving this thread. It's developed into something amazing.

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A discrete wire connected to the pipe running back to an ignition coil and battery. It means you have to stay up in order to operate it, but on the plus side you can leave a camcorder running and show us the results...