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The perfect D**P :-)
Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect d**p, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.:p
Amen. Ste. |
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oh dear :lol:
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It would have to stand up in the water like a proud iceberg to be perfect :)
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And it slips round the u bend without a trace.
Personally I quite like a well aimed splash, certainly wakes you up. |
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lol
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:smt056
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Can you describe the perfect w**k?
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haha
uber smut tonite on the ze org |
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Sat there at 6am on a cold winter's morning praying it doesn't splash coz you know it will be so cold you leave fingernail impressions in the ceiling. |
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Start Monday with a midday meeting somewhere local so I don't have to drag my a**e out of bed 'till 11. Tuesday working at home and surfing the org, until the wife comes in feeling frisky. Wednesday a midday meeting in London so i can spend mid mornng and mid afternoon asleep on the train. etc, etc, etc... What did you think I meant by the perfect w**k? |
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