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slark01 16-09-10 12:42 PM

Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
The Perfect P*e

Sitting on the toilet to empty our bladder is something we do without giving it any thought. Well, through recent research it has been shown that it is something we should give some thought to, as there is a correct way to sit.

1. Sit comfortably on the toilet seat.

2. Feet flat on the floor, if your feet do not reach a foot stool is needed.

3. Lean forwards with your elbow on your knees.

By sitting this way it empties the bladder more efficiently and lowers the residual (amount left in the bladder). Hovering or kangarooing the toilet seat has been shown to inhibit the bladder emptying and to empty as little as 1/3 of the volume.

Double voiding
When you feel that you have finished, do not hop up, sit up straight, lean back and count to 10 then lean forward again and you may find you empty out a little more urine.



Just so you know, this was used to teach my daughter how to go to the toilet.


Ste.

Warthog 16-09-10 12:49 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
Thanks for sharing.

Bibio 16-09-10 12:54 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
do you have a fetish for poo young man?

SuzukiNess 16-09-10 12:59 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 2371432)
do you have a fetish for poo young man?

bodily functions in general me thinks :rolleyes:

Reeder 16-09-10 01:00 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
Im gonna try that sit back for 10 seconds bit.

slark01 16-09-10 01:11 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
A bit of knowledge goes a long way, and if it put a smile on your face then you have had a better day. ;-)

Ste.

WeegieBlue 16-09-10 01:14 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by reeder (Post 2371437)
Im gonna try that sit back for 10 seconds bit.

Do you sit down to pee?!

Big girl!

Reeder 16-09-10 01:16 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
Depends how drunk I am.

Jayneflakes 16-09-10 01:21 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
For the ladies among us, I present this gadget for your perusal...

No more squatting outside the pub with your back side showing to the passing traffic!

Shewee...

Reeder 16-09-10 01:24 PM

Re: Educational toilet training:- The Perfect P*e
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes (Post 2371459)
For the ladies among us, I present this gadget for your perusal...

No more squatting outside the pub with your back side showing to the passing traffic!

Shewee...

Couldnt you just use the pub toilets?


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