I've just been run over
 

No big deal,going round for the paper and a mobility scooter comes charging round the corner and runs over my foot knocking me out of the way. Best about it is the old biddy doesn't bother to stop but carries on regardless.-----is this a fail to stop accident:)

MOBILITY SCOOTERS ARE A MENACE

Probably a comedy to anybody watching,me sat on my rse then chasing down the road after a mobility scooter,but it could have been serious and it was devil may care attitude that upset me more than anything.

Posted to cheer you up on a Monday morning

Re: I've just been run over
 

There is an "old dear" round here that will drive her mobility scooter on the pavement and more fool you if you dont move out of the way when she is coming.
She will mow you down if you dare to have a stand off!

Hope your foot is OK :)

Re: I've just been run over
 

washing line her....

Re: I've just been run over
 

Run her over on yer bike.

Re: I've just been run over
 

Punch her in the face

Re: I've just been run over
 

Dob her in to the old bill :smt070

Or set a man trap for tomorrow morning muruhahaha :p

Re: I've just been run over
 

dob her into the old bill then goto your docs/hospital and then contact a ambulance chaser.
I'm sure they'll happily sue her for you for neglagence of running you over.

Failing that, cheese wire at 1inch high should slow her down a little

Re: I've just been run over
 

Many years ago when I worked in Sainsburys an old bloke on a mobility scooter ran over another customer who promptly had a fit on the floor, all credit to the Manager who immediately banned the old bloke for driving dangerously.

Re: I've just been run over
 

:smt038

Love those answers!

Re: I've just been run over
 

+1 specially the punch her in the face one. Made me laugh did that.