Who can tell the funniest joke
 

As above. Lets hear em.

Ill start


Whats the difference between an essex girl and an essex boy?

The essex girl has a higher sperm count.

Re: Who can tell the funniest joke
 

I think you need to post jokes here really - keeps them all together...

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=108114


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Re: Who can tell the funniest joke
 

this old couple laying in bed when the man suddenly farts and says "1 nil" and the old women looked at him and said "what was that" then the old man replied its "fart football". a few mins later the women farts and says "1 all" she lets another one go and says "2 1" to me.. after about 5 minutes the old man lets one go and says" aha "2 all" not to be outdone the wife lets out another one and says "im winning" five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says "top o the net i lead 4 2" now the pressure is on and the old man refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. since defeat is totally unacceptable he gave everything he had, and accidently sh1ts the bed. the old woman replied "what the hell was that." the old man responds "half time swich sides."

Re: Who can tell the funniest joke
 

Cuffy

Re: Who can tell the funniest joke
 

Joke thread is for this type of thing

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