So guys how do you play the christmas undies shop
 

Well for years I have known the wife wants a red bra/brief set. This year she has gone too far, she has let it slip that she has reserved a set at a specialist shop.

So do I sneak in mouse like? err my wife has reserved..

Do I man it up? The names Wilkinson, The Meme Sahib has reserved some dreadnoughts.

Or do I mince in? Hi have you got something special for me.

Is it just me or do all bloke rather not buy the wife undies. Girlfriend OK. But not the wife. There twice the size and half the cost of the girlfriends.

Re: So guys how do you play the christmas undies shop
 

Photographs will be necessary as proof of this auspicious purchase
[Of you in the shop I mean]

Re: So guys how do you play the christmas undies shop
 

man up, you might even get a "surprise" from your wife for doing the right thing,,

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It's just you Tim. Man up and get in there. :cool:

Re: So guys how do you play the christmas undies shop
 

go in and find the largest dildo you can, take it to the cashier and bold as brass put it down and ask if there is a try before you buy policy.
When the cashier looks at you with no doubt a look of mixed caution and disgust, smile and say only kidding Im here to pick up a reserved set of under-wear for the wife.

they'll love you for it.

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Can't understand why there is always such a problem?!?!?
just go in and get it like you do another shop - trust me there is nothing worse than a man who fawns and moans about buying underwear or going anywhere near it in a retail sense!

Re: So guys how do you play the christmas undies shop
 

Done it like a mouse a few times, but then realised is was making myself look even more of a plum - manned up and fronted it out and it is much easier!

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That one.

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Why the problem?

Get yourself in there and get it bought you big Jessie!

Mind you, seeing you with your wallet open would be a bigger shock :smt103

Re: So guys how do you play the christmas undies shop
 

Man up.

I walked into Rigby and Pellers, straight up.... 32F, black, with thong.

They ask if she has been measured properly. "Yes, here.... :lol: "

Item found. Wallet emptied. Walk out.

Otherwise your no manlier than a 16yo asking the chemist for condoms :lol: