The end is nigh ..........
 

Dear friends ..... It is my solemn duty to report that the most terrible of events has occurred . After a night of debauchery in North Wales it is with great regret that I report to you that Dave Preston is BROKEN . He has had a malfunction of the sorriest order and has spent New Years eve on my sofa squinting like a Japanese Sniper and living on Paracetamol and ................... shock Horror , a glass of Water . He has Gemma checking his pulse every 15 minutes and his life insurance policy and licking her lips at the prospect of never having to pay the mortgage again . Like all great men he went out with some poetic words ..... "God damn you Badger"

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Well done Badger! You broked him!!

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He is now classing water as a Soft Drink ....... I said he will be drinking glasses of Cotton Wool next

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Is he just really drunk? Surely he should be sober enough nwo for another drink! Normally if I get that drunk early I'm fine again in a few hours!!

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No Milky .... I killed him last night , he is still dead , he went to bed at quarter to 8 this morning , every so wobbly and woke up at 3 this afternoon and has had 3 naps that I know of , he has not touched a drop of anything harder than Welsh tap Water , Honest .

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Give him beer. He will be fine!

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I walked past him with Port earlier and he nearly fainted

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What a big fanny he is!!

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How did you get fanny past the swear filter .... or is it turned off for 2011 :p

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Fanny has always been available!! Probably because I'm like the only person who ever calls anyone in the world a fanny or a fud!