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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-#-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullsh#tandAss Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

Got this on the wall at work :lol:

Makes you wonder who would sit there and work that all out

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holdup (Post 2569399)

Got this on the wall at work :lol:

Makes you wonder who would sit there and work that all out

Not me :lol:

*snigger*

And being a: A**ehole equals 84%

I did sit one exam where it was possible to get more than 100%.

Each question was given a score alongside and ~114 marks in the allotted time = 100%. with a possible 130 marks on the paper.

And yes I did get a 100% score as being a maths paper they were not going to award >100%.

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Originally Posted by timwilky (Post 2569516)

that seems a screwed logic.

Very good that!
And fairly accurate as well.