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Twisty roads by Fairoaks airport in Chobham. I'm exiting a bend about 80-85 and catch a quick glimpse of something blue and the size of a football coming at me from the trees. I get a large impact on my chest that knocks all the air form my lungs. I pull over up the road and realise I'm soaked, it was a water bomb.

I go back to roughly where I think it came from and it's about 100 yards from the entrance to a pikey site with large bolted gates.

My chest is already starting to bruise. If I hadn't of fitted the comfort kit yesterday I'm sure it would have hit me on the head, about a litre or more of water hitting someone in the head at that speed would end in disaster.

Is there any point of telling the old bill? Not they would actually do anything but I just don't want to do nothing and some other biker gets killed.

With any luck they'll all burn to death in a hideous gas explosion anyway and we need not worry.

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it's a waste of time telling the police, I would of thrown something back at them

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Last thing you need mate with your record! :( Yes, tell the old bill. I think you're right in that they won't do anything, but I think if several reports come through it'll add up to a visit.

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There was no one around when I went back and the gates of the site where locked up. Just as well really because the mood I was in I just wanted to hit anyone in and around that area repeatedly until I fatigued from making their face into a paste.
We've all seen snatch, it would have been a carp idea.

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Yes, you would've been mullerd. Even if the dads (I say dad's because none of them will know if they're actually the father or not) didn't come out, the kid would've attacked you and chewed on your legs for food, remembering the canine bones they were provided with for sustenance as they grew up in their corrugated iron cribs.

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your lucky it was just a water bomb. the little travelling darlings like throwing bricks off overpasses in edinburgh.

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Waterbomb, brick, harpoon, hand grenade. Whatever they throw at a motorcyclist it's still attempted murder. I understand that after a hard days thieving from honest folk they need some enertainment but that is not the answer. They should stick to screwing their cousins and rooster fighting.

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this thread is racist!! you called this group of scumbags pikeys. racist racist racist!!! its not their fault that they rob, thieve, con, and break every law going. Society doesn't provide them with legal means of doing it.

go back and torch the lot, they'll never know

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Just thought about it and I really am lucky I didn't come off. It pushed me right back up against the pillion seat cover and made my right foot slip off the peg. I think my right foot coming off made me gas it and that is what got rid of my massive wobble.
As much as I would like them all to be covered in boiling oil I am actually at home alone, which is a rubbish alibi. Plus I just googled alibi to see how to spell it which will also look dodgey along with this thread.
Here's hoping it a very localised natural disaster that mutilates them all so there is no way I will be blamed

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i would feel like throwing a balloon back at them,filled with 95 octane and a match,but that would be very naughty and a waste of petrol,but you should have reported it to the police,and we all know the police wont do anything, as they are atleast out my way afraid of entering there site, but as others have said they may do this to some one else and this sort of behavior shouln't be allowed to happen