Chain Saw Needed
 

Bit of a long shot, but does anyone around here have a chain saw I can borrow tomorrow?

Got some sleepers I need to chop through.:-k

Re: Chain Saw Needed
 

Simon does!

Re: Chain Saw Needed
 

ooohhh does he now, I'll text him, cheers

Re: Chain Saw Needed
 

He texted me. I said yes, but obviously need it tomorrow for arsing about. Old man Busy then gave some silly excuse involving children and that was that.

I dunno! You try and help people!

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You can't cut children up with it, you'll blunt he blade its not designed for bone.

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Deffo disposing of children is best done with a Hammer!

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While we're on the subject, apparently babies can be loaded on and off a truck easily with a pitchfork.

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Be careful sometimes the flesh can stretch too much and they fall off! That means loading them by hand!

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Or they stick, flesh has a lot of suction when pierced deeply.

There's an optimum point after death to load them, too far outside that window and you'll have issues.

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Come on gents. Any adept use of a pitch fork involves putting your foot on the stabbed item to lever it off once moved.