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Guys, I'm having trouble selling my house can you give me any tips on what to do to make it more appealing to the rest of the world?

Here's the listing to let you see it, please give me your opinions.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-25400793.html

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I sincerely hope you are attempting to pull our legs.

Looking at the pics, somebody needs serious therapy.

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my eyes!!!

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Ohh

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You could drag it down here and get double! Your decor might be an aquired taste, I like it but its not going to float the boat of a retired couple.
Is it with any other search apart from rightmove?
I've been looking for property for a while, I find rightmove, the most popular property search engine pretty crap. They can't be arsed to put the correct location into streetview, dont give postcodes in order to do flood, insurance and crime searches.

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But I have stripped it back to the bare minimum.

I've taken down all my Liberace and Rufus Wainright photos.

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You need more mirrors, a good tip I heard was that you should have enough mirrors to be able to see every room in the house while sitting in your nuclear bunker wearing your tin foil hat.

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I'm starting to think you guys aren't taking me seriously!!!

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That's not your house...







Looks far too classy to be yours!

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Swap it for my house??

I have an office at the top of the stairs where I keep my liddle friend

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-...-39626444.html