The Official GM Movie
 

This summer I think it'd be cool to make a GM vid, for no reason except because it'll be fun to make and funny to watch on YouTube now and then. We can spend the day arsing about with bikes as usual, capture some ride bys on good corners and get some engine noise as we discussed yesterday on Death Road. I already have the drift for onboard footage, but am thinking some side of the road action with the camcorder would be good, and I could even put the drift on my RC car for some low down chase stuff. If someone has a suitable RC plane we could even attach a go-pro to that for some aerial footage. The sky is the limit! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S WAS FUNNY! *pins medal*

Who's game? If we really want to do it properly we could even write a script and do a a half arsed silly film. Nothing serious or too involved. A comedy would suit our clown antics better. Initial ideas for a film could be:

- New guy arrives at the hardcore GM biker gang. He is set a serious of challenges in order to join the crew, such as riding slowly around a car park, and eating a packet of crisps tapes to his fuel tank, meanwhile the evilist of the GM crew does everything he possible can to stop him, including throwing leaves in the road and at one point even farting into his helmet.

- Zombie apocalypse. Everyone is dead except the GM crew. We ride around trying to survive with thermos flasks of tea and hobnobs for sustenance. With one of our members bitten and looking worse by the day, it's up to us to find a cure for the virus, which probably involves some sort of humiliation. Lots of riding away at speed, and riding past people with fake machetes to cut them down would be the order of the day.

- Paranormal story. I'm thinking of a Bermuda Triangle kind of story where one biker gets stuck in some time space void, or perhaps purgatory after an accident, and finds he can't get out of a particular place. So he stonks down a road then reappears back at the start of it. Cue some old crazy biker at the side of the road muttering crazy mumbo jumbo about our standard biker doing something wrong, and can only undo the curse by fulfilling a series of challenges. These would involve burnouts (which obviously would be rubbish, making it funny), stealing gnomes from people's gardens, orally bleeding brake callipers, humming perfectly in tune to a revving engine, and finally doing battle with the 'Road Wraiths' (the speedy bit), which would involve lots of stupid costumes.

A few random ideas. As usual I expect to have to do all the hard work but it would be a laugh! Who's game?

Re: The Official GM Movie
 

Yeah why not, anything for a laugh! Maybe worth combining it with a long weekend away, for different scenery and weird looking people ;)

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This has made my day!

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I'm thinking we make jammy ferry cups of tea on a tray balanced on his tank across loomies car park.

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How about Jammy sneaks into Loomies, nicks breakfasts from any hard looking bikers then hides around the corner in case the owners recognise him. Oh hang on a minute .... he's already done that.

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Yeah, wasn't planning on making a documentary. :rolleyes:

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Hahaha

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We should have a shot where we all have food but jammy has an empty plate and he builds an entire breakfast by stealing food every time one of us looks away.

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Good. The more ideas the better. There's nothing worse than a 10 minute comedy film thought up over a few nights. The jokes are crap and diluted. You need to keep noting them down over a period of time so you have loads of material.

Who's doing the sex scene?

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Sex scene>? You mentioned yesterday it would be an Orgy. If so, you need a bigger tent