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Lozzo 30-03-13 10:01 PM

Jesus and Easter
 
I don't believe in either, but thanks to a load of sad people who worship sky-fairies I get a couple of extra days off work paid.

Cheers, oh gullible ones.

disco2 30-03-13 10:15 PM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
I don't believe in all that and I cant stand religion just an excuse for war.
What really gets me is I don't go around trying to convince any one that there isn't a god so why to people try and convince me otherwise without any proof and I do mean without any.

If anybody does have some hard evidence of an all seeing fella living up there that has the power to cause starvation, floods, and the like please feel free to share it.

Littlepeahead 30-03-13 11:11 PM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
Clearly God isn't a HE. Having the ability to cause war, starvation, floods and plagues means multi tasking and even a supreme being can't manage that if he's male. What more proof do you need? Well creating earth in 7 days. Most blokes I know take a month minimum to put a shelf up, and that's only after some nagging.

NTECUK 30-03-13 11:36 PM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
Jesus may well have been real.
And basicly his message was the same as Bill and Tead's
http://squelchdesign.com/wp-content/...ach-other.jpeg

squirrel_hunter 31-03-13 01:26 AM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
What bothers me the most with this is the state imposed closure of any service that I may want to partake of.

Specialone 31-03-13 07:21 AM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
Technically, god doesnt live in the clouds, he's all around.

I'm not religious in any way, when it comes to my death, I really really hope I was wrong and there is an afterlife and I'll be let in on good behaviour.


LPH, god would have to be a man because everything he allegedly created works as he concentrated on one thing at a time rather than multi tasking and doing many jobs half a55ed.

A lot of us men can put shelves in record time, a lot choose not to :rolleyes:

maviczap 31-03-13 08:15 AM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead (Post 2851350)
Clearly God isn't a HE. Having the ability to cause war, starvation, floods and plagues means multi tasking and even a supreme being can't manage that if he's male. What more proof do you need? Well creating earth in 7 days. Most blokes I know take a month minimum to put a shelf up, and that's only after some nagging.

Correct God is a she

Quote:

Originally Posted by specialone (Post 2851378)

LPH, god would have to be a man because everything he allegedly created works as he concentrated on one thing at a time rather than multi tasking and doing many jobs half a55ed.

A lot of us men can put shelves in record time, a lot choose not to :rolleyes:

Incorrect, a man wouldn't have come up with the combination of bunnies & chocolate, except for Hugh Heffner :smt114

disco2 31-03-13 08:30 AM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
[QUOTE=specialone;2851378]Technically, god doesnt live in the clouds, he's all around.

I'm not religious in any way, when it comes to my death, I really really hope I was wrong and there is an afterlife and I'll be let in on good behaviour.

Afterlife.
I don't think so, we are like an engine once we have run our miles we conk out and that's that if we cant be fixed we die just like an engine its time to say:smt039.

God I agree must have been a woman only half making the planet and leaving the deserts, and Alaska well alone must have got side tracked by a hand bag or shoes or something.:D:D:D

Griff-SV 31-03-13 08:36 AM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NTECUK (Post 2851354)
Jesus may well have been real.
And basicly his message was the same as Bill and Tead's
http://squelchdesign.com/wp-content/...ach-other.jpeg

Truer words were never spoken, most excellent! :)

flymo 31-03-13 09:51 AM

Re: Jesus and Easter
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by disco2 (Post 2851342)
I don't believe in all that and I cant stand religion just an excuse for war.
What really gets me is I don't go around trying to convince any one that there isn't a god so why to people try and convince me otherwise without any proof and I do mean without any.

If anybody does have some hard evidence of an all seeing fella living up there that has the power to cause starvation, floods, and the like please feel free to share it.

I am a science man, plenty of actual evidence from that side. God/religion?...... Oh yeah, a glorified pub story that's made its way through generations, with no actual evidence that any of the more impressive parts actually happened.

I remember getting angry looks from the teachers at school when I would stand through the lords prayer, eyes wide open thinking WTF?


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