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Imagine if you fell in that, you'd be doing the running man like a mofo.

how to dispose of a body....

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Originally Posted by nikon70 (Post 2899492)

how to dispose of a body....

The best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a p*sshead. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig sh*t now do ya? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig."

What film is that from?

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Originally Posted by Nobbylad (Post 2899543)

What film is that from?

Snatch. Bricktop

Do you know what nemesis means?

Good grief - that thing has got some torque!

Cannot be faffed to look up the link but do a you tube search for Brick Vader. Priceless.

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Originally Posted by Sir Trev (Post 2899549)

do a you tube search for Brick Vader. Priceless.

'This thing eats anything' Sounds a lot like my ex..
On a serious note that thing is f'in cool.. That would be me entertained for life if I had one :D

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