Vaccine questions
 

Since the vaccine has a Bill Gates microchip in it, does it have to paired to your smart phone?

How does the chip get through the hypodermic needle? Is it one of those isomorphing chips?

If Bill Gates is controlling me, do I still have to wake up in the morning?

If he's only monitoring me, could I get a warning before I do something stupid?

Will the chip get software updates every Tuesday like Win10?

(No brain cells were damaged in the writing of this thread but guarantees cannot be given for yours when reading it)

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Bill Gates not controlling you, just spying on everything you do, the chip will get updated at all the most inconvenient times - hopefully not when you pass a 5G mast at high speed on your bike......

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You'll be fine, it uses LoRa technology. No need to be paired to your smart phone - you are a pairing device.

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If it's a Bill Gates chip, it'll probably be windoze technology so it'll likely crash within a few days or at the first update, which won't be much later. Worry ye not!:rolleyes:

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Seeing this news tell me that I should probably wait for a better result before I undergo vaccination.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/11/h...allergies.html

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Many media articles have confused anaphylactic with anapylactoid reaction, the vaccine recipients suffered an anaphylactoid reaction. You get anaphylactic reaction if you body has been previously sensitized to a substance, and anaphylactoid reaction can occur with substances you have never been exposed to before. Reassuringly anaphylactoid reaction is less severe than anaphylactic - not so reassuringly it is something in the vaccine that the people have not been exposed to before that triggered the reaction.


https://www.emsworld.com/article/175...toid-reactions

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One of the problems with the Bill Gates chip is if it detects that you have an Apple product your head explodes!

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Anyone seriously concerned about how many people have had an adverse reaction to the vaccine should bear in mind that between 1% and 2% have an adverse reaction to the flu vaccine every year. Don't let headlines scare you...

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It won't be a problem. They're using SolarWinds security software :-)

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1 in 200 adults are allergic to peanuts ..................