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Today's forecast
Brian Bilston
Today’s Climate Forecast And onto today’s climate forecast, where we can expect to see a prolonged spell of inaction, interspersed with patches of hazy promises across many areas. Over Westminster and other centres of government, a build-up of hot air will cause inactivity to soar to record levels over the coming days, in spite of the high pressure. Elsewhere, a front of chronic misinformation will sweep in from the east, bringing with it a band of climate change deniers and the chance of scattered falsehoods, while powerful gusts of idiocy and ignorance look set to blow across social media. Outbreaks of ‘We just got on with it in 1976’ and ‘It’s called the British summer, mate’ are likely. In summary: unsettling. |
Re: Today's forecast
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