Toms Joke of the Day (Happy Friday people)
 

As its friday and p%ssing down I thought I'd tell u all my joke of the day.

*An old Cowboy*

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked,

"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied,

"Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,
mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said,

"I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the
other side of the old cowboy and asked,

"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied,

"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

noooo :roll: :roll:

ok this is freaky.......................... saw the title and thought WTF!!!!!

"TOMS"

Me Being Jonathan Toms

back to the suitcase ! :lol:

nice!

but it wasn't my joke