You know you're getting senile when....
 

.....you buy your mate a pint, and then drink it yourself....

(Sorry Tim!!!)

When your Kids tell you to go to the toilet before a long journey... :oops: :lol:

when you pop into a B&Q when you dont need anything - just to see "what they have in stock " for when you do need it

The latest woolly cardigan offered by M and S has a "leading edge" look to it!


I went to play golf a few weeks ago but told my friend I was going to bring my grandad along. My pal asked why did I want to do that. Because I am sick of losing sight of the ball after I hit it and of losing so many.

Despite grandad being 94 he has the sharpest eyesight. I hit off the first tee and asked grandad to keep an eye on it. "Did you see it?" I asked. "Yes" he replied."I saw it fly and exactly where it stopped" "and where was that I asked"


" Jeez I dunno,I forget!" he replied! :lol: :lol: :lol:

when you go to a retirement do and say goodbye to the wrong guy (me last night :oops: )

You know when you are old, when your kids are getting ready to go out for the night and you are getting ready to go to bed. :lol:

You let your mate drink your pint because you are enjoying theirs.

Good come back :lol: :lol:

Your that busy chatting up my wife you don't hear them ring last orders.

You feel that it is perfectly normal to have your undies pulled up to just below nipple level over your shirt. :lol: