Blonde Moment...
 

No, not me, this just came back to me while I was sitting daydreaming at work.

My ex once said, as she dropped my helmet on the floor :roll:


'You only have to replace your helmet if you're in a fatal accident...'


She really shouldn't have tried to look like she knew what she was talking about....

Excellent......Can't live with em not aloud to shoot em

Re: Blonde Moment...
 

:-k Hmmmm... I'll have to remember that one :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, next time I die i'll make sure I replace my lid... :roll:

after my prang last week,

someone at work said

"see i told u motorbikes are dangerous, if you were in a car you would have survived!"


couldnt help but making sure i was still alive, expecting to see bruce willis at any moment.

Excellent advice that :lol: :lol:

My missus thought you had to cross a body of water to get to scotland, yeah she's blonde.

Er, you mean you can drive there direct, like, with no ferry crossing? :shock: :shock: :lol:











But.....why would you want to? :roll: :shock: :lol:






for all you sweaty socks out there, that was a joke! :lol: :lol: :roll:

Ex wife - in discussion with coffee morning friends - talk was about someones child who had a slight heart murmur, next wifey pipes up, oh, I know someone else who's child is the same - wife replied

" Oh god, it must be quite a popular thing that" :shock:

****, needless to say not married to the daft bint any longer :D [/b]

Told this missus once that in Scotland they drive on the other side of the road.
Saw the cogs turning as she tried to work out how the road would look going across the border.


Urban Myth:

Bloke leaves the cinema with girlfriend after watching Empire Strikes Back. She pipes out loud as she passes people waiting to watch... " Gosh I never would of thought the black guy was his father" :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: