Impressing birds by any means whatsoever
 

Any suggestions? All the ones so far have been ****.

Look you risk yourself being banned quicker than guyowen, who has yet to be banned.

i use charm, sophistication, humour, charisma and a lot of style to get myself a laydeee



























and a dash of rohypnol

Perhaps if I rode through town doing tankstands, I could run down and cripple a young lady, and keep her in a box?

i use luck and charm ....along with help of hypnosis :lol:

That's honestly a bit out of order Keith, joking aside.


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Well this thread is realy intresting, way better than the others. :roll:

Northy, you're from Scotoilerland - so wear a kilt. They attract women like nothing else I've ever experienced. You'll be fighting them off. I can speak from a lot of experience of this :D :D :D

Join the fire brigade, women seem to swoon over fireman whatever they look like.

Plus you'll be doing a worthwhile job and helping people. :D

even if the post is quite evidently a joke?