New Experiences, will I enjoy it.
 

The wife and daughter are about to take me to some place called "The Trafford Centre", as I have yet to arrange their christmas presents. I honestly thought christmas was a time when I received presents, nobody said anything about giving them.

Apparently I am to be taken shopping, I am not allowed to shout at the dumbo who doesn't know what coffee is and start pratting on about latte, capachino etc. "F***ing coffee!". I am to stand outside changing rooms trying to catch a glimpse of some young lady in her skimpies and apparently I get to pay for this torture.

Has any other bloke been subjected to this devilish form of female revenge. Will I learn to enjoy it is a true masocistic way, or will I end up a bit GYKD. Oh Err missus. I think I need a stiff drink before this begins. Do you think they will drop me off at a bar and just call when they need the reassuarance that their bums do look big.

Oh god their looking for me already.

Hey mate.. FWIW... i HATE shopping as much as the next geeza!

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Re: New Experiences, will I enjoy it.
 

Some people pay good money for that!!! The torture is you can't join em, I love wearing skimpies... D'oh wrong forum

Your doomed to a day of misery.

Be afraid. Very afraid - and make a break for it while you still can.

Oh dear :cry:

You have my deepest sympathies. I absolutely HATE shopping, unless it's for bike stuff. I don't even do the food shopping...............that's Pete's job :D

I used to love shopping for bike stuff. Since Mrs Ape has become a pillion, it's a nightmare. Now when we go in the bike accessory shops I have to entertain the kids whilst she tries on just about every set of womens leathers they have. :cry:

I'm taking a day off work on Friday to go shopping with Mrs Scoobs. Quite enjoy it myself.

Best bit of advice for you...leave ya credit cards at home :wink:

Correct.