New Boots
 

An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Roy has always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to
his wife,

"Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"

Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?

IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"


To which Bessie replies,

"Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat." :wink: :wink:

Clearly, I am the only one who thought this funny enough to comment about... :lol: :lol: :lol: , but then, I am ever so slightly barking....

Heheh. :D

Very good!!! :wink:

Good one :lol: :lol:

Good one.
:lol: :lol:

:roll: :lol:

Re: New Boots
 

And Panties?

Blockhead.........