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anna 22-03-06 10:23 AM

little laugh....
 
Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain private school in Sussex, was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press
their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the
girls would put them back.

Several memos were posted about this without effect. Finally the
Principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a
problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to show the girls just how hard it was.

Following the instructions, the man took out a long-handled Squeegee &
solemnly dipped it in the nearest toilet bowl, and scrubbed at the
mirror.

There was complete silence in the room.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are Teachers... and then there are Educators.

tinpants 22-03-06 10:24 AM

Nice. :lol: :lol: :sick:

JakeRS 22-03-06 10:26 AM

absolutely hilarious!! :lol:

Stingo 22-03-06 10:36 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: ooh my sides!!

Peter Henry 22-03-06 10:46 AM

He,he..titter ye not Mrs. :lol: :lol:

Scoobs 22-03-06 10:55 AM

Quality

Ping 22-03-06 11:14 AM

ROFL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent find. :D

tinpants 22-03-06 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ping
ROFL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent find. :D

Probably really obvious, but what does this mean? :oops: :oops:

anna 22-03-06 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nick lord
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ping
ROFL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent find. :D

Probably really obvious, but what does this mean? :oops: :oops:

Rolling on floor laughing :wink: ..there are many other abbreviations that are used..

IMHO = in my humble opinion
LOL = lots of laughs

etc etc

tinpants 22-03-06 11:28 AM

Obvious when someone points it out. Ta. :oops: :D


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