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Cloggsy 13-04-06 07:41 PM

If women were football teams...
 
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:

Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

Wigan - Davina McCall:

Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.

Portsmouth - Girls Aloud:

Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

Sunderland - Kerry Katona:

Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.

Spurs - Keira Knightley:

Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine and proof that two little ones up front needn't be an drawback.

Everton - Dannii Minogue:


The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

Fulham - Charlotte Church:

Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

Arsenal - Jordan:

Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.

Newcastle - Jodie Marsh:

Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

Aston Villa - Dido:

Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor:

Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens:

You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

Bolton - Clare Balding:

You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth

Manchester United - Catherine Zeta Jones

Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money.

El Saxo 13-04-06 07:59 PM

Quality! :lol:

amarko5 13-04-06 08:05 PM

manchester united is a classic

Iansv 13-04-06 08:30 PM

:lol: :lol: not bad

SVTONYB 13-04-06 09:02 PM

:lol: :lol:

GC-SV 13-04-06 09:07 PM

:lol:

Jp 13-04-06 09:21 PM

All very funny.

Specially the manchester united one.

Well Oiled 13-04-06 09:42 PM

That will be doing the round of our office email come Tuesday !! :lol: :lol:

Sid Squid 14-04-06 11:12 AM

Excellent :lol:

Supervox 14-04-06 12:05 PM

Too much spare time on your hands Cloggsy ??

Still BL**DY funny though =D> =D>


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