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amarko5 17-04-06 10:39 PM

the ideal wife ?
 
I Know a lad up here, runs with us on occasions.

now this lad has a 2005 fireblade , asks his wife for a paddock stand for his birthday.

on his birthday She tells him to go to the local honda dealer to pic up his paddock stand, he duly goes' only to find the dealers chock a block with people oggling at this custom painted paddock stand sitting in the middle of the showroom with a new 2006 fireblade painted by dream machine in repsol honda colours and wrapped in a red ribbon with a birthday card stuck to the windshield.

now thats my kind of wife (wish i could find her though) :lol: :lol:

Peter Henry 17-04-06 10:44 PM

Nah,she's probably lousy between the sheets and has all kinds of hang ups! :?

amarko5 17-04-06 10:45 PM

i believe the comment from some of his friends was "she cant sit down she is that sore" :oops: :lol:

mysteryjimbo 18-04-06 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amarko5
i believe the comment from some of his friends was "she cant sit down she is that sore" :oops: :lol:

Now how is she going to go pillion?

MrMessy 18-04-06 10:41 AM

Ideal Wife:
 
I married mine 30 years ago! She looks after me, goes out on the bike with me and best of all is giving me some money towards another bike!

_Stretchie_ 18-04-06 10:46 AM

Re: Ideal Wife:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMessy
I married mine 30 years ago! She looks after me, goes out on the bike with me and best of all is giving me some money towards another bike!


She got a younger sister??? :wink:

Balky001 18-04-06 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amarko5
i believe the comment from some of his friends was "she cant sit down she is that sore" :oops: :lol:

I see she's good to his friends too!

So I don't understand why he wasn't annoyed with the dealer. Why was he using his paddock stand to display the showroom bike on it - surely the paddock stand should not have been used? Hope you mate likes it though.

_Stretchie_ 18-04-06 11:09 AM

Maybe she bought him the bike too....

Oooooooh she's sounding better all the time....

The Basket 18-04-06 11:25 AM

Question is did she buy the bike?

Or charge it on his credit card!!!!

Surely a nice GSX-R1000 would have been a greater sign of love?

anna 18-04-06 11:28 AM

...... ideal wife??? buying a fireblade!!! ....... :shock:...... surely that just equates to a wife with no taste???


*ducks and runs for cover*


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