battle of the sexes......
 

MEN......

It's not so complicated!

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no
money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money
think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money are pigs.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and
thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy, and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!

The men who never make the first move automatically lose
interest in us
when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and
it's our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature
into

something you'd like to have dinner with.

Women! ....... Know your limits!

*Said in a Chumley Warner voice *

That's the trouble with women. Too bloody picky.

Lucky your missus wasnt ;)

Re: battle of the sexes......
 

See guys... even the women think so... :wink: :P

I sure dont. Each time i get involved it get more and more confused.

Bloody Men! :?

Re: battle of the sexes......
 

Now that you've got me all figured out, which nice lady will make the first move? :oops:

Re: battle of the sexes......
 

Watch THIS move...

*funky shuffles*

:lol:

Re: battle of the sexes......
 

Only another man, women are not intelligent enough. :lol:

Re: battle of the sexes......
 

:stupid: =D> =D> =D>






only joking, of course :-dd :-dd :-dd :lol:

Re: battle of the sexes......
 

:-k

=D>

:wink: