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nicked from an email received today.

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS...
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked,
"What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested.
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments. The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
"Thou shall not steal." Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?
"They're free."


"We'll take 10."

There, that ought to offend just about everybody. Coat, Taxi...

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I'll get that in before the moderators see it and remove it :?

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how could that possibly offend anyone. :lol:

Does anyone remember that bit in the film History Of The World where Mel Brooks as Moses struggles down from the mountain with three big stone tablets, and says:

"I've got these fifteen..."

he drops one tablet which smashes on the ground.

"...err ten Commandments"

I nearly wet myself, :lol: :lol:

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I remember it well :lol:

And the first critics on the cave art. :lol: Brilliant.

Yes I do, still makes me giggle... :lol:

Hehehe - think you covered all bases there Richie :lol:

Yes - thats an excellent film! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:smt093 I'm SO offended!
I can't believe this has......blah blah blah............blah blah...............


















ONLY JOKING!!!! Well Funny!!! :smt043 :smt038