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Stingo 23-05-06 08:10 AM
Joke...
 
Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat.

After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked

"Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied,

"How does it work?"

"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow
with an unpadded hammer.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For, *****sake, you *****, it's twenty to two in the ****ing morning!!"


:lol: :lol:

Marshall 23-05-06 08:35 AM
:lol:

BILLY 23-05-06 03:10 PM
:lol: :lol:

anna 23-05-06 03:31 PM
made me giggle :)

SVTONYB 23-05-06 06:03 PM
:lol: :lol:

Razor 23-05-06 06:33 PM
Re: Joke...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stingo
Joke...
Where?

Stingo 23-05-06 06:36 PM
Re: Joke...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stingo
Joke...
Where?
You are so cheeky, Razor. :smt030

Razor 23-05-06 06:44 PM
:clown:


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