Homebase
 

We're decorating our bathroom, so have just been to Homebase to look for paint. Whilst we were there, Mrs Wyrdness decided that we needed a new handle for the bathroom cupboard. She was looking for something a with a tacky, aquatic theme. In all innocence she says: I want a cheesy fishy knob!

I'll leave my reply to your imagination.


http://www.carolbeachknobs.com/img/858749.jpg

:lol: ooer missus :lol:

LOL
:D :lol:

Fnaar Fnaar, frizznit!! :lol:

PMSL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oooopps! I wouldn't want one of those!

I bet she laughed when she realised what she said...!!!!

:D :D :D

:lol:

So did you find anything suitable for her? ;)

Re: Homebase
 

slight derail, but I recently did some decorating for a friend, they'd got the paint (Homeb@$e own brand). Horrid horrid stuff, gloopy and greasy and no covering power at all. Used Dulux in another room and it was pure delight in comparison. Enough said. :idea:

Actually, thinking about it - some time ago, the good lady amd I were at 'the bed shop' looking for a new mattress - and this particular day, unbeknown to me, was embarrasing question day.


Her to salesman - 'So, how big is six inches?' :shock:

Me - stunned silence, eyes as wide as saucers in stunned disbelief, attention immediately diverted to something else at the opposite end of the shop. Don't know what the salesman's response was. :lol:



For the uninitated, you can buy a 4foot six mattress and a 5foot mattress - the difference being....what...shutup?..Now?...oh alright then.

Re: Homebase
 

Don't wash it for a week then :lol: :lol: