Eyeball - Brentwood
 

You - Blue, pointy and naked heading up Warley Hill with a twinkle in your headlights and more backend wiggle than J-Lo in a Megane.

Me - Black bike, black leathers (they say it's slimming; maybe I need to wear more than one set) I'd have caught up with you but I stalled it trying to impress some scooter kids.

If our paths cross again you can recognise me by my red Carnation, tinted Shoei, and inability to tell which gear I'm in at the lights. I like long conversations, Pina Collada's, Moonlight walks on the beach, puppies and world peace.

XXX
S

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Ha ha ha. What a wacky guy! ROFL!!!11!!11!!ONE!!!!

It wasn't Bikageboy. That's a nailed on fact (FACT).