Bad joke
 

A bloke and his wife walk into there local indian for a romantic meal for two,
The waiter asks he if he can take the order.
"lamb madras" says the wife.

"and a chicken tarka for me" replies the hubbie.

Now the waiters looking at him a little strangely and says "i think you mean the chicken tikka sir"

"No...i want the tarka"

By this point things are becoming a little heated so the waiter fetches the manager and still the argument continues, next they get the chef and he asks the bloke "what is it you are wanting"

"chicken tarka please"

Now the chefs looking a little perplexed by this and asks the bloke too explain what exactly he wants.
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"well" he replies "it's like a chicken tikka but just a little otter"

boom boom tish i thank you ! :takeabow:

AND I THOUGHT MINE WERE BAD LOL

Taxi for Mr Cuffy

http://upload4.postimage.org/336158/...interior_e.jpg

:shock: :shock: :shock:
terrible

I don't get it.

Maybe that's a good thing.... :lol:

Leave the meter running...i gotta find my coat :oops:

:smt075

I don't think I'll be repeating that one even when I'm very very drunk (unless I have gone for a curry).

cuffy strikes again!!! :lol:

Groan