Riddle thread
 

Riddle me this;

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Yesterday, today and tomorrow

Correct, very fast 8)

Your turn!

I was going to go for Christmas eve, day and boxing day.

Thanks

Nope you carry on i don't know any riddles

What do you get when the lunatics take over the asylum?

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

He's lying.

agreed

Correct

He's lying. Even though he's lying when he says "everything" he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.