Inland revenue joke
 

The Inland Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a
synagogue.

The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and
says,

"I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi.

"We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them to the candle
maker. And every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the Auditor, somewhat disappointed that his question actually
had a practical answer.

So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way...

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, we actually collect up the crumbs,
we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they
send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the Auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins. And when we have enough we actually send them to
the Inland Revenue."

"Inland Revenue?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Inland Revenue. And .... About once a
year, they send us a complete **** head."

:thumbsup:

have you got a bad joke book there that you randomly get these from???? (only joking mate made me laugh!)

:lol:

PS. Its Revenue and Customs now. The Inland Revenue hasnt existed for over a year and a bit. :P :lol:

It begs the question of exactly how old are you???

That joke is ancient








Still make me laugh though :lol:

:lol:

and breath out slowly... yep still as funny as the first time I was told it...
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