Its joke time again
 

Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has
reached the £1 million question.





Chris Tarrant says,



"Right Sven, this is for a £1 million, and remember, you still
have two lifelines left, so please take your time.







"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?

"Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"

Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not
too sure. I'll have to go 50-50."







"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're
left with.





'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."

Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says,





"No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a
friend."





So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.





"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."





So Tarrant phones David Beckham.





"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.

I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win
£1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."







"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal
lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"





"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.

"You sure, son?" says Sven.





"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger.

Definitely."





"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a
badger.





"Final answer, Sven?"





"Final answer, Chris."





"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"





Cue wild celebrations.





Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.





"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a
gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder!

But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a set?"







"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ..........

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"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

:takeabow: Fangyuverymuch

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Keep them coming.

Cheers
Ben

wait a minute now. Am i dreaming this or has Cuffy posted up a funny joke for a change?

:lol: very good

:smt043 I likey that!!!

Hoorah! ive actually had spideys approval...i'll quit while im ahead :D

Trust me, my approval is worth nothing. Just ask anyone who's met me.

I have a very warped sense of humour :lol:

now we have that in writting... Cuffy will quit posting jokes!!! *only joking mate ;) *

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:smt043 :smt043 :smt043 I like it a lot