My friday funny
 

A white horse walks into his local village pub, and the landlord commented that never before in his time in the pub industry had he ever had a white horse in his pub, totally amazed by this he asked the horse if he would like a drink on the house.

"what do you suggest" asks the horse?"


"well it just so happens that we've a whiskey thats named after you" said the barman.
















"What...Eric" replies the horse
:takeabow: boom boom tish.

I am available for weddings,funerals,barmitzvah's, childrens parties. etc etc etc :wink:

sorry but it made me laugh :lol:

Me too.......when I first heard it in 1971...!

:lol:

aint dat da truf

Ok:

Two Aberdonian farmers, Tam and Shuie, are sitting in the Farmersbar, drinking beer. Tam turns to Shuie and says, "You know, I'm tired of goin' through life withoot an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."

Shuie thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day Tam goes down to the college and meets the Lecturer, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Tam says. "Fit's that?"

The Lecturer says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Strimmer?"

"Aye"

"Then logically because you own a Strimmer, I think that you have a garden."

"That's true, I dae huv a Garden."

"I'm not done," the Lecturer says. "Because you have a Garden, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Aye, I do have a hoose."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a femily."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Aye, I dae have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a strimmer." Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the Lecturers's hand and leaves to meet Shuie at the pub.

He tells Shuie about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history and logic.

"Logic?" Shuie says, "Fit's that?"

Tam says, "I'll show you. Do you have a strimmer?"

"No."

"Then you're a poof."


Disclaimer:this joke was sent to me buy a collegue of mine in Edinburgh