Women
 

Two Women Arriving In Heaven

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on how they died:

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible.

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
aboutyou?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
nstead, found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer! -- we'd both
still be alive.

Jeeeeeeesus............... :roll: :roll: :roll:





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small woman.... or big freezer?

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Very good tho!

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Spidey have you seen the size of American firdges and freezers? Those folks need a whole lot of feeding mate! :P

Why do I suggest American?

The use of the words "quit" and "Den". :wink:

Was a Private **** once u know? :shock:

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