SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum - In The Name Of Equality

Over the last few days, I have had the great pleasure of viewing one or two (not naming names) pics of some very fine looking women of the org. However, there are more than 'one or two' female members of this fine community, and I worry they may feel a little left out. As a firm believer in equal rights, I think it's only fair that all women of the org are given the opportunity to show off their wares...to 'strut their stuff' if you will. One could call me a modern day suffragette.

Therefore, I propose we hold an annual Beauty e-Pageant. The Pageant will consist of five photographic sections, as listed below. There will be prizes for first, second, and third places. There may also be a prize for most flesh shown.

The Sections

Section 1. At Home. A pic of your typical outfit you would wear at home. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

Section 2. At Work. A pic of your typical attire you would wear at work. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

Section 3. At the Beach. An everyday pic of you relaxing on the beach. This may include bikinis, thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

Section 4. In the Shower. A normal pic of you showering wearing your favourite showering gear i.e. shower cap. This may not include thongs, bra and knickers, stockings, or any other clothing whatsoever.

Section 5. On the Bike. A pic of you with your bike in a pose of your choice, wearing your biking gear. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

The Prizes

First Place: The overall winner wins a weekend away with me. The lucky lady will be flown to the Emerald Isle in my private plane, called 'Easyjet'.*

*There may well be elderly people who smell and kids who won't stop screaming on board with you, such are the terms and conditions of me owning the jet.

Second Place: A night out with me. It will be the best night of your life.*

*Scheduled for the day after the weekend away (see above). May have to be postponed to a later date depending on how well things go with the overall winner.

Third Place: A go on a shiney yellow curvy SV650S, as donated by me.

*Terms and conditions of my donation: 'Go' is defined by sitting on the stationary bike with the engine off and making vroom vroom noises. So as to minimise the risk of scratching the nice yellow paint with buckles, buttons etc, I require you to be naked for the duration of your 'go' on the bike. Should the bike be unavailable for whatever reason, I reserve the right to substitute it with my bed. Again, nakedness is obligatory.

***General terms and conditions of the Pageant: Entrants must be female. Entrants must not have a penis. Entrants must have never had a penis. Penises must not be included in photos. I am the judge, and all decisions are not final. I may be swayed by flattery and/or nudity. All pics must be posted in this thread to ensure maximum appreciation from the male viewers of the forum. However, if a pic is extortionately smutty, it is allowed to be sent to me via pm. This is not a problem.