Things you should never never do
 

Blow bubbles with your bubble gum/chewing gun while wearing your crash helmet

I know its me but it ain't half hard to get off the inside of the visor and lining :oops:

You shouldn't really be eating it in the first place not when your riding the bike!!! Its a nice choking hazard if you have an off!!!

:rant: I'm off it now!!!

.. sneeze whilst riding ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Pull your visor down when having a cigarette as you ride? :P

Quick quick phone the fire brigade-------------------made me chuckle

Sending a text message whilst negotiating a roundabout? :P

Take a naughty wee while riding just like in a swimming pool while pulled up next to a stranger in a bmw :shock: :lol:

Wave to someone you know with your right hand when leaned into a bend. :?

Image Rossi is in front and you got him on the next corner!

Attempt to ride any distance cross handed.