poems
 

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat & plastered,
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b@$t@rd!!!!!


Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.


Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece as black as ink,
Everytime it farted,
It sure to make a stink.


Jack & Jill went up the hill,
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill,
And now they have a son.


Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair,
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the pieman to Simple Simon,
"Pies!! You dumb F**K!!!!


Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock!!!

Georgie porgy pudding & Pie,
Kissed the girls & made them cry,
And when all the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay!!!

Re: poems
 

PMSL!!!!

Mary had a little lamb . . .


. . . and the midwife was treated for shock !! :shock:











TAXI !!

:lol:

mary had a little lamb
she also had a pussy
I have often seen her little lamb -----

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The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating red hot scollops
He dropped one down his trouser leg
it burnt him on the .. ankle




missed his Bo&&8ks completely !

Georgie porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too - - he was funny that way !!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jill forgot her pill
and came down with a daughter.

Exit stage left

I was out walking with my Uncle Jim,
When sombody threw, a tomato at him.
Tomatoes don't normally hurt, when in the skin,
this ******* did, it was still in the tin.


Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm a psycsophrenic
and so am I

TAXI !!

There once was a man from Dundee
Who was terribly stung by a wasp
When asked did it hurt
He said no, not a bit
It can do it again if it likes.


(Don't worry, I'm already half way home in my Taxi) :D