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Jabba 14-07-06 05:24 PM

Out of Petrol?!
 
A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )










The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

TVR_Tracy 14-07-06 05:32 PM

ROFL :smt038

Jester666 14-07-06 05:42 PM

:lol: :lol: :smt044 :mrgreen:

Marshall 14-07-06 05:59 PM

:smt046 :smt082 :smt082 :smt082

Law 14-07-06 06:10 PM

:? I don't get it, why is the dog hot????????

Marshall 14-07-06 06:13 PM

:shock: :-#

TVR_Tracy 14-07-06 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Law
:? I don't get it, why is the dog hot????????

you're kidding right? :lol:

Marshall 14-07-06 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVR_Tracy
Quote:

Originally Posted by Law
:? I don't get it, why is the dog hot????????

you're kidding right? :lol:

I think he is

$i 14-07-06 06:47 PM

:laughat: :smt082 :smt044 :smt046 :smt038

BRILLIANT!......

Ed 14-07-06 11:15 PM

Oh dear :roll:


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