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tj2 19-07-06 10:19 AM

little girl joke
 
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her
Dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter
is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all
the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our
bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo.

The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes
in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:













"And Tigger?"

DanDare 19-07-06 10:23 AM

Very good!

Heard one similar with a little girl asking about Love Juice :shock:

Then the father explains it.

The little girl never looked at Tennis in quite the same way again. :lol:

Jester666 19-07-06 10:25 AM

I'm a bit slow this morning, but I got it after the second read!! :lol:

Spiderman 19-07-06 10:26 AM

:lol:

Marshall 19-07-06 11:05 AM

PMSL

rpwoodman 19-07-06 11:51 AM

Nice

nickj 19-07-06 11:52 AM

:lol: :lol:

BILLY 20-07-06 09:54 PM

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Ed 20-07-06 09:56 PM

I don't get it :?

BabyJ 20-07-06 09:59 PM

Me being a mummy and having already explained that one to my 6 year old daughter and also a very big Pooh Bear fan I thought it was Very Good!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Liked the 'tennis' one too!! :lol:


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