The ultimate thread title.....
 

"A Muslim woman in a burqa has just sat on my Suzuki at a Catholic Convention at Alton Towers, after I had only just got it back from George W Bush Suzuki who had previously scratched the fairing whilst setting up the sag incorrectly during a visit to the Palestinian MotoGP won by Jenson Biaggi on a Ducati powered by methane from Halal-butchered animal carcasses".

Well just where do I start on this one? :twisted: :P

What?

Ok, i think i'm offended by your sentance structre more than anything else ;)

i think i'm offended by your spelling more than anything else..... :lol:

Well it wouldnt be on the Ducati :wink: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cordless keyboard and mouse, Sir. Cant be expected to correct everything myself can i?


My excuse and i'm sticking to it ;)

Lyn...Yeah methane powered? Not sure what the desmodronics would think of all that! :P

But you are expected to at least change the batteries on it! :wink:

I was thinking more of it struggling with the concept of "start" :wink: :P :lol: