The 213 things skippy is no longer allowed to do.
 

haven't read all of them yet but ..... BLOODY FUNNY....
will have to get em printed out and posted on the workshop notice board.
Cheers Razor.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

The list is so old, it's one of the first things I ever read on the net.
Still makes me laugh tho. :lol:

Every time I see that, I still end up reading it, and laughing hardest at:

29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.

21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.

22. Must never call an SAS a “******”.

Obviously got his butt kicked by some of our finest!!!! :lol: :lol:

A lad I knew had the job of being chased by SAS when they did their winter training up in the north of Norway. Apparantly they had to track him or something.
He was a pretty chilled out Norwegian guy, who was skiing since he could walk, up against the SAS, who were retardedly fit, completely used to being the best, but were not as good skiers.

Which led to them getting quite wound up apparantly.
Which led to him thinking it was funny, which led to them being more wound up. He never "let them catch him". 8)

I always thought that was a fairly unique job... being chased by the SAS up by the north pole.
He runs a sideline in rescueing people lost in the Norwegian area of the Arctic circle.

He was sort of my hero I have to say.

His name was Herman however. Which did put a little dampener on my worship.

210. Must not make T-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.

PMSL

:lol: :lol: very good.

read the "friends of skippy section" too!

Hey - no fair, why you picking on me! :smt022

Coz nobody likes you monkey boy!


















nah, that ain't true but sometimes, just sometimes a bloodhound gang quote is too easy :lol: