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cuffy 25-07-06 07:45 AM

Joke time again
 
Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers) were standing at
the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick "but we
don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the
pole down.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced,
5 metres, and walked away.

Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde!

We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"


:takeabow:

TVR_Tracy 25-07-06 07:46 AM

*Groan* :lol: :lol: :lol:

Marshall 25-07-06 07:49 AM

:nomore:

Tara 25-07-06 07:50 AM

:lol:

DanDare 25-07-06 08:00 AM

* Sound of tumble weed rolling by *

anna 25-07-06 08:12 AM

on fine form again then :roll: :lol:

cuffy 25-07-06 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
on fine form again then :roll: :lol:

Right thats it.....never gonna post another joke again :D

anna 25-07-06 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffy
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
on fine form again then :roll: :lol:

Right thats it.....never gonna post another joke again :D

:smt044

Spiderman 25-07-06 08:17 AM

Thats actually not too bad.



For a Cuffy joke :lol:

JUICY LUCY 25-07-06 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffy
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
on fine form again then :roll: :lol:

Right thats it.....never gonna post another joke again :D

:smt044

I tittered :lol:


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