BREAKING NEWS! Sophie Ellis-Bextor Found Dead!
 

Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found beaten to death in a French holiday resort.

Police are reporting that it was murder on Zindane's floor.



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j :( :( ust one bullet thats all we'll need................ :twisted:

still doesn't get funny despite the times its posted.

At least it was more topical when Rider posted it Rider


Sorry Cronos, you're too slow

i think we can do something with this. i've decided i'm not going to leave this joke to fester in its own statgnant juices, it can be revived.

i'm sure we can rearrange to make it more topical*, or even funny...

sophie ellis bextor has been found dead, lethal weapon thought to be a statue of "the thinker", death scene the sculptors appartment

its thought to be murder on Rodin's floor?

shall i take my coat with me?

*ok that was hardly topical.

And people have the audacity too mock my jokes..how dare you :D

I think that might be best for everyone :wink:

Are you mad? (Rhetorical Question) It's too warm for a coat!

*shakes head*

What if there were no Rhetorical Questions?