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cuffy 03-08-06 07:01 AM

Joke...well it has been a while
 
The young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they

were spending the first night of their honeymoon.

They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,

"What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird,"


"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."


The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.










"Let me guess... Smallcox?"

stumpy 03-08-06 07:11 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

anna 03-08-06 07:13 AM

*goan* :roll:

Marshall 03-08-06 07:22 AM

#-o

Razor 03-08-06 07:46 AM

I dunno, jokes like this don't really cut it in the 21st century. I mean who waits for their wedding night for a test drive these days?

cuffy 03-08-06 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
You are the funniest bloke i have ever met, you truley are one in a million

Cheers Anna :D

Tara 03-08-06 07:55 AM

:lol: :lol:

21QUEST 03-08-06 07:57 AM

:roll:

:smt075

:lol:


Cheers
Ben

Razor 03-08-06 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffy
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna
You are the funniest bloke i have ever met, you truley are one in a million

Cheers Anna :D

Quit your jibber-jabber...

DanDare 03-08-06 07:58 AM

There improving! :thumbsup:

No doubt Keithd will be along soon to give his approval, he's still currently pi***g himself over the Zidane /Ellis Bextor joke. :lol:


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