Joke
 

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
weally sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better
and I can go to work. You try and see if that will work for you.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Heard before, when guy not Chinese. You Ah So.

I'm joking :P :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You know, I cant for the life of me work out why the chap in the joke needs to be chinese. Funny tho.

Reminds me of Kentucky Fried Movie.

The three Kung Foo Fighters:
Hung Lo, Well Hung, and Enormous Genitals.

Sorry didn't give it much thought, just cut and pasted it from another forum, apologies if it affended anyone.

No no, Its just peculiar that its chinese. :lol: Its all the funnier for this total randomness....or maybe thats just me :oops: Anyway, I think you go 'approved', eh Law? :wink:

You're certainly a "random" kinda guy.............whether or not you're funny is another matter :wink:

I'm not offended, all jokes stereotype people and accentuate their funny mannerisms. I do have a sense of humor, it's only real serious racist comments that p**s me off.

I always thought you were an animated character anyway Law :P

#-o

Doh!

I have no idea why chinese but I guess it gives it character! :wink:

Quite good none the less :lol: :lol: