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teenage guy goes to his father and says
"ive met a lovely young lady and i think were going to get married"
the father says
"good on ya son whats her name?"
the son replies
"her name is Emma white"
the father says
"not Emma white from two streets away"
the son replies
"yes that's her do you know her?"
the father says
"son you cant get married to that young lady because i dont want you to tell your mother this but shes your half sister" :shock:
the son is gutted and doesn't know what to think but he knows for the better that he shouldn't get married to Emma white and he brakes off there relationship and decides to find another young lady, 6 months later he meets a lovely young woman named Tracy brown and not long after they decide to get wed, he goes back to his father to tell him the good news.
"dad Ive met a lovely young lady and were going to get married"
the father says
"that's great news son whats this young Lady's name?"
the son replies
"her name is Tracy brown"
the father says
"not Tracy brown from the corner house at the bottom of our street?"
the son replies
"yes that's her do you know her?"
the father says
"son you cant get married to Tracy because well i didn't want to ever tell you this but shes your half sister! please lets keep this between us and dont tell your mother" :shock:
by this time the young man is gob smacked that this has happen'd twice and he spends hours in his bedroom upset and depressed and he really doesn't know what to do :( a few days later his mom notices that something isn't quite right with him so decides to confront him to find out whats bothering him.
the mother says
"whats up with you come on spit it out i know something isn't quite right"
the son says
"nothing really its nothing" :cry:
the mother says
"if you feel that bad about something you should tell your mom now come on what on your mind"
the son says
"dad told me not to tell you but Ive met two lovely young Lady's in the past six months and each one Ive wanted to marry but dad said i couldn't because they were my half sisters and it wouldn't be right"
the mother didn't look too shocked and said
"don't worry son

HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: