Corrupted wishes
 

Heres a bit of fun for you evil, sick, twisted, meniachal mob that is SV650

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I could fly


(sorry if this has been done before)

Granted but it only works when you are asleep!! :lol:

I wish I could date Halle Berry!! :lol:

Granted but you are a hermaphrodite!

I wish I was rich.

Granted, here is a suitcase full of white £5 notes.

I wish I wasn't so damm attractive

Granted, but its only to the females of the world. All the men still love you. :D

I wish i had infinite wishes!

Granted, but each wish takes 70 years off your life...


I wish I could travel through time.

Granted, it will now officially be spelt 'TMIE'

I wish I had something to wish for.

Granted - you wish for a prince who turns into a frog when you kiss him.

I wish for a photographic memory.

Granted, you can remember any photograph you see.

I wish this frog would quit croaking!

Granted, the frog will no longer croak, instead he will talk loudly and constantly in a grating regional accent.

I with I could ride a motorcycle with the same degree of skill as Valentino Rossi.