Private roads
 

As one of our illustrious number has private roads on his way to work and can practise at 145mph I'm a bit scared of being seriously shown up by this individual
who is apparently an ace carb tuner

Now lets see 145 :lol:
-10% = 14.5
--------
= 130.5
= 5th gear

This may necessitate using 6th

Seriously probably got your carbs spot on,or even a tad on the rich side but if it has improved the performance that much leave well alone--------nice one mate

what private road :? can I go on it :wink:

do you mean this fellow?


http://upload4.postimage.org/927580/4f8e4190_std.jpg

A bum leather slapper-----------------------------Not a honest to goodness Morris dancer :lol:



P.S. Note double saftey feature to prevent one getting his leathers off in gay clubs :smt057

Belt and braces







Oh why are we so cruel :lol:

Aahh...lederhosen :smt035 I need to pull mine out and get them cleaned and fed...perhaps I should pack it in my panniers for scotland then :wink:

do they zip up the back? :lol:

:lol:
@pegasus & justmacsv650

yes yes very nice comments about lederhosen.


Now I have to know how you are protected in certain gay clubs with your traditional lady skirts (kilts) & no underpants :shock:

:lol:

Hey hands off the Kilt

Tis a fine piece of clothing, cool in summer, warm in winter.

Also absolutly AMAZING for pulling foreign birds :)

David - Proud owner of 2 Kilts

It's not unknown for working on the native ladies as well you know...

/Mandy - proud owner of several boys with several kilts :wink:

LOL - never said it wasn't but if talking about natives, it only really rates a GREAT as a pulling device - too much exposure (go wash that mind) to guys in kilts at weddings/christmas do's whatever knocks the novelty shine off it for the Scottish lasses.

David - who for the record, is a Scot in exile in South London - does that mean I can apply for SV Ecosse AND Soho Massive memberships????